me: I'm trapped! I've lost all direction in my life! Don't you see? If my dining room looked like this everything that has ever possibly gone wrong in my life would completely rectify itself.
the man: Seriously? You just need a plan. Well, you know, like a plan.
me: You, sir, are correct. Ooh, did you see this one? Look. It's for sale.
the man: You can write it down. Huh.
me: What? What. The print, the shape....Fine! God! Just say you don't like it so I can move on! Oh, these are pretty.
